- Byrnes: You just randomly flipped to only being on Yahoo.
- Me: Wireless. But I think it’s the encryption really. The network was free for a while, and everything was fine. Then Dad put encryption back on.
- Byrnes: Well turn the damn encryption off! Seriously. Who’s gonna steal your wifi?!
- Me: The deer. In the backyard.
- Byrnes: They have 802.11n?
- Me: Dad: Gotta encrypt. Or someone’s gonna steal our bandwidth. Alex: Sure. If they’re sitting in a car in our driveway.
- Byrnes: Seriously. They’d have to be within 100 feet of the BASE STATION.
- Me: What’s within 100 ft? TREES. Those damn trees. They’re out to get us.
- Byrnes: The bloody deciduous. Those bastards.
- Me: And the conifers! They’re green YEAR ROUND.
- Byrnes: With their piney pine pines! They PINE FOR YOUR WIFI.
diabola in musica
because perfection isn’t easy
