It’s Not Paranoia If They’re Really Out to Get You

Byrnes: You just randomly flipped to only being on Yahoo.
Me: Wireless. But I think it’s the encryption really. The network was free for a while, and everything was fine. Then Dad put encryption back on.
Byrnes: Well turn the damn encryption off! Seriously. Who’s gonna steal your wifi?!
Me: The deer. In the backyard.
Byrnes: They have 802.11n?
Me: Dad: Gotta encrypt. Or someone’s gonna steal our bandwidth. Alex: Sure. If they’re sitting in a car in our driveway.
Byrnes: Seriously. They’d have to be within 100 feet of the BASE STATION.
Me: What’s within 100 ft? TREES. Those damn trees. They’re out to get us.
Byrnes: The bloody deciduous. Those bastards.
Me: And the conifers! They’re green YEAR ROUND.
Byrnes: With their piney pine pines! They PINE FOR YOUR WIFI.

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