- Me: At this age, I’m already over the hill.
- Mom: Really? But you’re so young.
- Me: Yes. I’m in my most fertile years. I should already be having kids by now.
- Alex: Twenty is about the right age.
- Mom: So human fertility doesn’t look like t-distribution.
- Dad: No. It’s more like chi-squared.
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