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Monthly Archives August 2008

I Have a Bedpost Anyway

If I ever got one of these trophy rings, there will be so little silver left, it will look like a wedding ring.
Never going to get one, but I still want it anyway for the novelty.
(via Boinkology)

Posted 14 August 2008 † Amber Ying § funnies § links § stuff ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: , , ,

Just Like Riding a Bike

Me: There’s an art to cunnilingus just as there is an art to fellatio. Reed players are especially good at it.
Byrnes: What? They don’t even use their tongues that much. It’s all about the brass.
Me: When’s the last time you played?
Byrnes: Baby, that’s one skill that never goes away.

Posted 09 August 2008 † Amber Ying § conversations § funnies § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: , , , , ,

Individual Results May Vary

Byrnes: I think we took out the Internet with our sex.

Posted 04 August 2008 † Amber Ying § conversations § friends § funnies § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: , , , ,

It’s All in the Stride

Demetrus: Listen, man. I was in Cambridge, and I saw this girl in a white dress coming out of the Harvard T Station. The way she walked into Harvard Square, she looked like she owned the fucking place.
Byrnes: That’s my Amber!

Posted 03 August 2008 † Amber Ying § friends § funnies § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: , , , ,