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Byrnes: I think we took out the Internet with our sex.

It’s All in the Stride

Demetrus: Listen, man. I was in Cambridge, and I saw this girl in a white dress coming out of the Harvard T Station. The way she walked into Harvard Square, she looked like she owned the fucking place.
Byrnes: That’s my Amber!

At The Pour House

Byrnes at The Pour House for Fourth of July dinner.

Independence Day

The Fourth with Byrnes and Charles.

Byrnes is Awesome

Last week was fabulous, and then hectic. After my trip to Boston, I realised that I had forgotten to enter some very important appointments into my calendar (which means that I will have missed two), my copy of Adobe Web Premium CS3 had stopped working (which is disastrous since I regularly use Photoshop, Flash, [...]

I Don’t Think We’re in New England Anymore, Toto - A Play in Three Acts, Act III

Me: Finally back in Boston. Let’s get dinner.
Byrnes: Unfortunately the only food we can get at this hour is pizza or hot dogs.
Me: Sweetie, you know that I’m always up for some late night hot juicy sausage.

I Don’t Think We’re in New England Anymore, Toto - A Play in Three Acts, Act II

Me: Look! All those straight roads and little houses all the same size and color. It’s like they planned the layout of the city.
Byrnes: They kinda did. The Great Fire?
Me: They didn’t have to rebuild it that way.  Boston can learn a few things from Chicago.

Here’s to Us

Byrnes and me at the wedding reception.

Checking His iPhone

Byrnes checking his iPhone before the wedding.

I Don’t Think We’re in New England Anymore, Toto - A Play in Three Acts, Act I

Me: Look! This is what I love about coming here. I can see the horizon. And so far into the distance! It’s beautiful.
Byrnes: Welcome to the South, Amber.
Me: But there are so few trees! I don’t know where I could nest overnight.