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05 December 2009    03:31 pm

Ah, Arrogance

  • Horatio: I know how to be persuasive when I have to be.
  • Me: Really now?
  • Horatio: On the first date, I got you to come to Punter’s, come home with me, have a smoke, and then have sex. I say I’m pretty good at getting my way.
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13 November 2009    03:05 pm

How To Get An Interview

  • Manager: So tell me about yourself.
  • Me: Something boring or something interesting?
  • Manager: Something I can blackmail you with.
  • Me: Just look me up on the Internet.
  • Manager: How’s next Tuesday for you?
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07 May 2009    07:46 am

Puntastic

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02 April 2009    01:09 pm

Young Dirty Minds

  • BT: Beta sheets are a single polypeptide chains that wrap around laterally in a kinky fashion.
  • Class: *laughs*
  • BT: Genetics is exciting on all different levels.
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02 April 2009    12:34 pm

Genetics Humor

  • BT: We can talk about class material however we’d like. I’m not too particular about the sequence. But changing it up would make it a polymorphism.
  • Class: *groan*
  • BT: Now which do you think is worse? The fact that I made the joke or the fact that you understood it?
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