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It’s Not Paranoia If They’re Really Out to Get You

Byrnes: You just randomly flipped to only being on Yahoo.
Me: Wireless. But I think it’s the encryption really. The network was free for a while, and everything was fine. Then Dad put encryption back on.
Byrnes: Well turn the damn encryption off! Seriously. Who’s gonna steal your wifi?!
Me: The deer. [...]

Posted 01 July 2008 † Amber Ying § funnies § nature § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , , , ,

Dilemmas of Distance

Trevor: But for now, dinner before I starve.
Amber: Oh fine. Eat for me. You can eat me, too. But you’re kinda far away.
Trevor: That is not propelling me towards dinner.

Posted 02 June 2008 † Amber Ying § conversations § food § friends ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged:

But I Don’t Play the Violin

Lorry: I keep buying bloody pianos. Do you play the piano. Amber? Wait. You are Asian American. Of course you play the fucking piano.

Posted 16 May 2008 † Amber Ying § conversations § culture § funnies § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , ,

Sucking in Other Ways is Not as Fun

Jason: Sometimes women suck.
Me: Yes, we do. It’s called fellatio.

Posted 04 May 2008 † Amber Ying § conversations § friends § funnies § personal § relationships ‡ Comments (2) ° Also tagged: ,

My Life is No American Beauty

Mel: I need to move to a city where I can meet more people.
Me: Having a hard time where you are?
Mel: Suburbia.
Me: Twitch.
Mel: Did you just twitch at the mention of cookie-cutter houses?

Posted 22 April 2008 † Amber Ying § conversations § funnies § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: ,

Here Comes the Sun

Nick: What’s good?
Me: Sunshine. I love the sun, and it loves me. We’re gonna elope.
Nick: Too late. I got there first.
Me: Dammit! Three way?
Nick: Works for me.

Posted 16 April 2008 † Amber Ying § conversations § friends § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: ,