Tag Archives: me and him

Just Like Riding a Bike

Me: There’s an art to cunnilingus just as there is an art to fellatio. Reed players are especially good at it.
Byrnes: What? They don’t even use their tongues that much. It’s all about the brass.
Me: When’s the last time you played?
Byrnes: Baby, that’s one skill that never goes away.

Individual Results May Vary

Byrnes: I think we took out the Internet with our sex.

Independence Day

The Fourth with Byrnes and Charles.

Byrnes is Awesome

Last week was fabulous, and then hectic. After my trip to Boston, I realised that I had forgotten to enter some very important appointments into my calendar (which means that I will have missed two), my copy of Adobe Web Premium CS3 had stopped working (which is disastrous since I regularly use Photoshop, Flash, [...]

I Don’t Think We’re in New England Anymore, Toto - A Play in Three Acts, Act III

Me: Finally back in Boston. Let’s get dinner.
Byrnes: Unfortunately the only food we can get at this hour is pizza or hot dogs.
Me: Sweetie, you know that I’m always up for some late night hot juicy sausage.

I Don’t Think We’re in New England Anymore, Toto - A Play in Three Acts, Act II

Me: Look! All those straight roads and little houses all the same size and color. It’s like they planned the layout of the city.
Byrnes: They kinda did. The Great Fire?
Me: They didn’t have to rebuild it that way.  Boston can learn a few things from Chicago.

Here’s to Us

Byrnes and me at the wedding reception.

Checking His iPhone

Byrnes checking his iPhone before the wedding.

I Don’t Think We’re in New England Anymore, Toto - A Play in Three Acts, Act I

Me: Look! This is what I love about coming here. I can see the horizon. And so far into the distance! It’s beautiful.
Byrnes: Welcome to the South, Amber.
Me: But there are so few trees! I don’t know where I could nest overnight.

Home Again, Jiggity Jig

Home again in Boston after a few days of flying and drinking (but not at the same time.) Byrnes and I went to his friend’s wedding down in Tennessee. The bride and groom made a gorgeous, happy couple. The ceremony was beautiful, and the reception was so much fun.
During the reception, Byrnes [...]