- Me: There’s an art to cunnilingus just as there is an art to fellatio. Reed players are especially good at it.
- Byrnes: What? They don’t even use their tongues that much. It’s all about the brass.
- Me: When’s the last time you played?
- Byrnes: Baby, that’s one skill that never goes away.
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The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
Stephen Jay Gould
