Julia Alison, you have done something amazing: You have made it onto my radar. I am absurdly myopic when it comes to Internet celebrities—unless they become targets of criticism on the Huffington Post. All those updates about your crazy lives just fly right over my silly head.
But then haven’t I seen your name tossed around on the Post? Didn’t you write a few columns? About the Emmys or somesuch? Oh dear. I just haven’t paid attention! I’m very sorry. But now that you are lifecasting your crazy and different adventures on NonSociety, I can keep up without a problem. Isn’t that great?
Oh, oh, I have to talk about that horizontal layout. Genius. Not only can you scroll up and down to read your blog entries, you have to scroll sideways to see new ones! There are scrollbars vertically and horizontally, and you need to use both to get around on your blog. No, girl, AJAX is not for you. (Even your geekette Meghan doesn’t use it.) You’re being so crazy and different. You’re really getting your readers to live outside the box.
And the best part? You are already so well-known on the Internet! There’s an entire site dedicated to watch you. There’s even a parody site! After only a day! You’re a sensation!
But if you see or hear a few hurtful things, just ignore them, girl. Follow your heart. Live how you want to live. Be who you’re meant to be. You are a special, special star who is going to change the world with your crazy life in Manhattan. You’ve got the shoes, and you’ve got the attention. What woman wouldn’t want to be you?
