Tag Archive for 'on the phone'

It’s a Great Movie

  • Me: Guess what I got?
  • Byrnes: I don’t know. An apple?
  • Me: Nope! I got the ring.
  • Byrnes: The ring?
  • Me: Seven daaaaaaaaaaaaays.
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We’ll Actually Last About 30 Minutes Before Getting Distracted

  • Me: I’m still getting used to you. After all this time!
  • Byrnes: I think that we’ll be getting used to each other for a very, very long time.
  • Me: Will it take longer than fifteen minutes? That’s about as long my attention span can take.
  • Byrnes: Yes. Much longer.
  • Me: Damn. I’ll need meds.
categories: conversations, funnies, personal, relationships
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