- Me: There’s an art to cunnilingus just as there is an art to fellatio. Reed players are especially good at it.
- Byrnes: What? They don’t even use their tongues that much. It’s all about the brass.
- Me: When’s the last time you played?
- Byrnes: Baby, that’s one skill that never goes away.
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Amber Ying is a figment of the Internet. In real life, she is an undergraduate student of biology and chemistry at Colby-Sawyer College. Amber likes kittens, postmodern American literature, public policy, and cheesecake. She dislikes eggplants, parking tickets, and cobblestone streets.
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