- Doctor #1: Did you know that Diet Coke is the leading breakfast beverage these days?
- Doctor #2: Bad breakfast habits are rampant. 50% of Americans eat their breakfast in the car on their way to work.
- Doctor #1: No. That’s just good multi-tasking.
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Amber Ying is a figment of the Internet. In real life, she is an undergraduate student of biology and chemistry at Colby-Sawyer College. Amber likes kittens, postmodern American literature, public policy, and cheesecake. She dislikes eggplants, parking tickets, and cobblestone streets.
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If a cat spoke, it would say things like "Hey, I don't see the problem here."
Roy Blount, Jr.
