- Mother: What is this? Going into labor is nothing like what you see on TV.
- Me: That’s because TV has editors. I’m learning that working in a hospital is nothing like Grey’s Anatomy.
- Doctor: Well, we can’t all be Dr. McSwoony.
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Amber Ying is a figment of the Internet. In real life, she is an undergraduate student of biology and chemistry at Colby-Sawyer College. Amber likes kittens, postmodern American literature, public policy, and cheesecake. She dislikes eggplants, parking tickets, and cobblestone streets.
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