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Just Like Riding a Bike

Me: There’s an art to cunnilingus just as there is an art to fellatio. Reed players are especially good at it.
Byrnes: What? They don’t even use their tongues that much. It’s all about the brass.
Me: When’s the last time you played?
Byrnes: Baby, that’s one skill that never goes away.

Posted 09 August 2008 † Amber Ying § conversations § funnies § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , , , ,

Individual Results May Vary

Byrnes: I think we took out the Internet with our sex.

Posted 04 August 2008 † Amber Ying § conversations § friends § funnies § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , , ,

It’s All in the Stride

Demetrus: Listen, man. I was in Cambridge, and I saw this girl in a white dress coming out of the Harvard T Station. The way she walked into Harvard Square, she looked like she owned the fucking place.
Byrnes: That’s my Amber!

Posted 03 August 2008 † Amber Ying § friends § funnies § personal ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , , ,

Happy (Belated) Birthday to Me

A lion for a lion.

Posted 30 July 2008 † Amber Ying § personal § pictures § stuff ‡ Comments (1) ° Also tagged: , , , ,

They’re Shiny, Too

New shoes. I adore them.

Posted 16 July 2008 † Amber Ying § personal § pictures § stuff ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , , ,

Look! Up in the Ceiling!

This was hanging above our heads at The Pour House. I don’t know either.

Posted 10 July 2008 † Amber Ying § events § personal § pictures ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , ,

Of Milkshakes

Me at The Pour House. I had a sudden desire for a milkshake. I spent most of my time enjoying it by licking the whipped cream off my fingers.

Posted 10 July 2008 † Amber Ying § events § food § personal § pictures ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , , ,

At The Pour House

Byrnes at The Pour House for Fourth of July dinner.

Posted 10 July 2008 † Amber Ying § events § friends § personal § pictures ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , ,

Independence Day

The Fourth with Byrnes and Charles.

Posted 10 July 2008 † Amber Ying § events § friends § personal § pictures ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , , , ,

Hours Later

My keyboard is fully functional. Don’t need a new one. Life loves me.

Posted 10 July 2008 † Amber Ying § personal § stuff § technology ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , ,