If I ever got one of these trophy rings, there will be so little silver left, it will look like a wedding ring.
Never going to get one, but I still want it anyway for the novelty.
(via Boinkology)
Me: There’s an art to cunnilingus just as there is an art to fellatio. Reed players are especially good at it.
Byrnes: What? They don’t even use their tongues that much. It’s all about the brass.
Me: When’s the last time you played?
Byrnes: Baby, that’s one skill that never goes away.
Byrnes: I think we took out the Internet with our sex.
Book on McCain and his racist remarks to be released on July 4th. Titled Gook: John McCain’s Racism and Why It Matters. I understand the bitterness that someone can have from a war, but racial slurs are not acceptable under any circumstances. But considering that McCain called his wife a cunt in 1992, [...]
Trevor: But for now, dinner before I starve.
Amber: Oh fine. Eat for me. You can eat me, too. But you’re kinda far away.
Trevor: That is not propelling me towards dinner.
New York backs same-sex marriages from elsewhere. Now the state of New York will recognise same-sex marriages from other states and countries. How fabulous is that?
Parents who have lost children in the recent China quake are eligible to have another child. Maybe later they will remove the one-child policy altogether.
Google Health launches. Google Health [...]
Last week, I posted a quote from Wendy Shalit’s Girls Gone Mild. In many ways, the book speaks to me, especially about the pressure to be sexy from peers and media. Shalit encourages young women, telling them that they don’t have to bow to the pressure, that they don’t have to engage in [...]
The plain fact is that girls today have to be “bad” to fit in, just as the baby boomers needed to be good. And we are finding that this new script may be more oppressive than the old one ever was. The psychologist Nina Shandler offers a shrewd insight: “The conformist mentality has [...]
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Girls Gone Mild: Young Women Reclaim Self-Respect and Find It’s Not Bad to Be Good by Wendy Shalit
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler
Free Food for Millionaires by Min Jin Lee
Jason: Sometimes women suck.
Me: Yes, we do. It’s called fellatio.
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