Tag Archives: the random

Food Rampage on the Horizon

My brain finally got tired of four hours of sleep every night. The last thing I remember was my father calling me to dinner. (Never made it downstairs.) Fourteen hours later, I wake up feeling greatly refreshed but also terribly hungry.

Look! Up in the Ceiling!

This was hanging above our heads at The Pour House. I don’t know either.

This is Where I Get It From

Me: At this age, I’m already over the hill.
Mom: Really? But you’re so young.
Me: Yes.  I’m in my most fertile years. I should already be having kids by now.
Alex: Twenty is about the right age.
Mom: So human fertility doesn’t look like t-distribution.
Dad: No.  It’s more like chi-squared.

People Are Not Crayons

I have a problem calling certain racial demographics “white” and “black”. It makes me feel like I should call myself “yellow”, and that’s absolutely ridiculous.