Tag Archive for 'the things we say'
- Biology Student: Watching Animal Planet makes for great drinking games. We took a shot every time the narrator said “scorpion”, and we couldn’t even make it past the first fifteen minutes.
tags: animal planet, biology, real life, science, the things we say, tv
- Cashier: So that would be a large chai and a spinach croissant?
- Me: Yes! I love the spinach croissants here.
- Cashier: Yes for the spinach croissant. Yes!
- Me: Oh my god! Yes!
- Cashier: Let’s stop it right there, or people will start to wonder what we’re up to.
tags: real life, the things we say
- Randy: You’ll have to come visit while I’m in Texas. Or else.
- Me: Or else what?
- Randy: I’ll come to New Hampshire, drug you, and drag you to Texas where I’ll keep you in a cage.
- Me: .. kinky.
- Randy: Good point. That actually might be more fun.
tags: crazy us, fetish, ims, the things we say
- Dad: So is it “get out of my face” or “get off my face”?
- Me: It’s “get out of my face”. “Get off my face” means something very different.
- Dad: Wow. That’s so confusing. It’s an American thing, right?
- Me: Yes, Dad. Totally is.
tags: asia america, dad, real life, the things we say
- Mom: Ai-yah. Ba, you don’t need to give Amber money for the trip. She has income now!
- Me: But it all goes to gas. Every other week, I go to the gas station and feed it my paycheck. “Yummy, yummy! Guess what Amber has for you! Fifty dollars!”
tags: mom, real life, the things we say
